WWIB: Help, I Need Somebody

Turns out guys aren’t the only ones that can wear some inappropriate shirts out in public. So which down-ass-bitch would you want riding in your corner? The dog trying to get its bone or the one trying to lend a helping hand? California
Butter On My Biscuit

Taking those bottom biscuits out for a nice morning stroll I see. Very elegant, very tasteful, very unnecessary. Florida
Try Again

I don’t know what that is, but I’m like 110% sure you’re not wearing it right and like 72% sure it’s not even clothing. I’m thinking it’s like a drawstring bag or something. Whatever it is, you’re not doing it right. Virginia
Mommy Dresses Like Me

And we have an early leader for the gold medal in the Embarrassing Mom event! Illinois