Wanna Pet It?
Because every lady can’t wait to see your lizard and play with your snake. Arizona
Hungry Hungry Humps
I’m starting to think that big butts’ new favorite food are yoga pants. Every time I see them they are eating them up! Also, maybe “yoga” pants aren’t the best name for them anymore. If I had to bet my life on it, I’d say these two don’t do any downward facing dog for fun. […]
It Ain’t Hookin’ If Ya Got It
Kinda curious why HBO or Cinemax haven’t picked up my idea for a “Hookin’ at Walmart” reality show. Connecticut & Pennsylvania
Heed Advice Or Fondle Boobies?
Just because your shirt might be inherently truthful doesn’t make them appropriate for public use. I just can’t decide which one I’d never wear more. I mean, sure we love big ol’ boobies in America (to be honest what country doesn’t?) but you can never pass up quality advice like not being a dick. I’m […]
