Tails Tails Never Fails
Oh looky looky what we’ve got here. A good ol’ fashion tail spin off! Once and for all we can settle the debate on which tail is better, head or ass. Aaaaaand fight! Georgia
A Discovery For The Ages
And now I realize why moms wear mom jeans. They are the only jeans ever made that stay up over the butt. Fashionable? Not in the least. But moms can’t show underwear so it’s a sacrifice they must make. That’s the sad truth I believe I’ve just stumbled upon. Texas
WWIB: Crack Fiends
So much crack you’ve got the dope fiends on the corner starting to circle. Which one are you gonna take a hit off of? I mean shiiiit, the ones already got me seeing pink elephants so you know that’s so potent stuff right there. Florida
Here I Come
Turns out batshit crazy has its own language. Cue the more you know jingle. North Carolina
