Eyes For You
Awwww snap! Look who caught you staring. Now hurry up and look away and act like you didn’t just make eye contact with a tramp stamp above her crack! Arkansas
The Workin’ Man
Probably making some big moves on the stock market. No big deal. You can tell by the basket weave sandals he’s a very important player. Florida
Three Ring Circus
Is it odd that it’s actually not odd to see the circus in town at Walmart? Sometimes it’s a little more dignified and subdued, others times it’s legs up in your shopping cart. Florida
Do The ‘Do
You know things have gotten ridiculous when your hairdo has its own hairdo. Alabama
