A Flapjack & A Cigarette

If I were the creative director for a white trash Halloween costume I’m not even sure I could come up with something as awesome as storing a cigarette in a pierced ear hole. Well done. Michigan

Bums Of All Sizes

Asses of Walmart come in so many shapes and sizes and colors and areas of the pants they pop out of. It’s quite the microcosm for Walmart and America in general I’d say. We’re all just a bunch of different looking asses, are we not? Arkansas

Swag To Brag

Okay, looks like we’ve got ourselves a little throw down of coolness between two senior citizens. Who ya got folks? Mr. Universe or Mr. YOLO Swag? Virginia