Twinny Twin Twins
Geez, angry much? What could Obama possibly have done to you that motivated you enough to paint your pedophile van? I don’t think I’ve ever been that angry about anything in my entire life. California
What The F?
Do you constantly have a group of little people harassing your legs? Well show ’em who’s boss with your own custom “Fuck Off” tattoo! They scare easy! Nebraska
The Spring Breaker
Dear lady, I like your butt. It’s a very nice butt and I thank you for sharing. However, while I assume there are plenty of other people who share my admiration of your booty, I have no doubts that there are plenty of others who do not…at least not in Walmart in the middle of […]
Where’s Fabio?
Ohhh so elegant and seductive…I feel like your bottom biscuits are posing for a sexy book cover for one of those corny paperback romance novels your mom buys at the grocery store. California
