Extra Padding

Everyone that didn’t piss off their girlfriend today please step forward…not so fast Suzuki driver. Iowa

Back Problems

It’s pretty obvious that fashion isn’t quite your thing when your back boobs are like only the 3rd most noticeable problem you’ve got going on. Georgia

Finger Lickin’ Chicken

Oh you didn’t know Walmart is the hottest new club in town? That fresh rotisserie chicken gets the ladies crunk in da club! Florida

Caption Contest!

What is my main man on the right thinking to himself when stumbling upon the queen of the jungle herself? Funniest caption in the comments takes home a 2014 PoWM Desktop Calendar. Aaaaaaand go! New York