Everyone Is Irish This Weekend
Ahhh yes, we are closely approaching that wonderful holiday where all of the fair skinned people get brave enough to venture out in the daylight to get drunk and celebrate the fact that they have fair skin and like to get drunk. I don’t know about you, but I’m pumped. Ohio
The Cake Eater
I don’t want to be the “party pooper” and ruin a good St. Patrick’s Day Cake? Going away party cake? Birthday cake? Angry at you cake? I don’t know, whatever type of cake it is I don’t like to ruin things, but ‘Suck’ is misspelled. West Virginia
WWIB: Hit It From The Front
Sometimes plumber’s crack is just too easy and some like to perfect the art of showing off their front butt. Do you prefer yours nice and round or more boxed up? Texas
Beethoven’s New Job
I’ve been saying for years that we are due for another classic Beethoven movie. Maybe this time he becomes a security guard at Walmart or something?!?! I don’t know, I’m not a screenwriter, but I’m liking every minute of the idea. Arizona
