Cushiony Pillows
Some guys like that cushion for the pushin’. I’m not judging…well technically that’s all I do is judge, but whatever. All I’m saying is do you big booty lovers enjoy those see-through gems or those flaky bottom biscuits? Texas
Huffin’ & Puffin’
Okay. Ummm serious question. If huffing nitrous oxide on the floor of the children’s toy section at Walmart isn’t your rock-bottom in life, what is? Texas
WWIB: Split Or Sh*t
When wearing pants there are 2 nightmare scenarios that can play out. The old pants-slipping rip or the old pants-splattering shit. If I made you pick one you had to walk around Walmart with, which one would you select? Oklahoma
I’m Blue
I suppose it’s fitting that your outrageous get-up is blue seeing as how my junk is now black and blue due to my overwhelming urge to just start punching my crotch in anger repeatedly after seeing you. Kansas
