Wild Animals

Hey buddy, you’re not fooling anyone with that animal print dress. You can’t be any further from your natural environment right now! Unknown

Liquid Peeps

I mean, I got pretty excited seeing all the Easter candy out in stores again too but not nearly as excited as she got. Pennsylvania

Somewhere Over The Rainbow

I didn’t know the elderly still made stupid bets with their friends…that you clearly lost. Missouri

Custodian By Knight

I knight thee Sir Crack-of-Ass, descendant of of the great porcelain throne. Texas