Hey Mustache

Not everyone on PoWM has to look ridiculous. Sometimes men just need to recognize other men for having a fantastic mustache. Well groomed, well done buddy. Unknown
Blue Friday

Feeling blue? Well then looking at these two walking Ka-Blueys should cheer you up a bit. Florida & Maryland
WWIB: Little Miss Muffin Competition

I probably should have listened a little more carefully when I was asked to be a judge for the next Little Miss Muffin-Top. However, if I have to suffer then so do you. Who wears the crown…which will probably be too small. Florida
Strap On A Tail

Okay, let’s go ahead and imagine that for some good reason, that I honestly can’t think of right now, you are going to become a furry; Would you keep it low key with just a subtle tail or are you going balls to the wall mascot-style like this nut? Nevada