Crack: With Or Without

I can’t tell which I prefer, just plain ol’ ass crack or ass crack with an Amish hipster looking guy. Both pretty deadly. Pennsylvania
Trophy Wife

Stealth hunting done right. Get some Duck Dynasty rejects, get some! Virginia
Up The Butt

“Mom, what’s a skeezer and why do they keep calling you that?” Florida
They Did The Mash

How many serving sizes do you think are in a garbage bag full of mashed potatoes?! Ohio