P & P

Personally, if I were wearing an animal on my shirt it would probably have to be Animal from the muppets. That’s just common sense. But if I were forced between a pig and a puppy I think I’d just stay at home. Iowa & Texas
When Problem Meets Solution

Okay okay, everyone settle down, not all is lost. What we’ve got here are two problems that are each other’s solution. Let’s just ram these two together and everyone can shamefully try to talk away happy. West Virginia
Saddle Up Partner!

Even electric horses have saddlebags! Now I’m impressed. Yeee-Hawww! Nevada
Donald Duck

If it walks like a duck and buys condoms and tampons like a duck, then it should probably be shot like a duck. Idaho