Wild Berry

Adrian Peterson shops at Walmart? Cool. Florida

WWIB: #TeamTwerk Vs. #TeamAppleBottoms

When it comes to being bootylicious everyone knows of the vicious rivalry between the twerk team and the apple bottoms. Which side of the crack does your allegiance fall on? New Mexico

Cope Long Cut

And tobacco companies around the country applaud that their “start ’em young” campaign is still working perfectly! Oregon

Cheeky Bastards

Doesn’t matter if it’s plumber’s crack or bottom biscuits, any cheeks in public means too much butt cheeks in public. Fact. Missouri