Plumb Bum

Who knew there were this many plumbers in the world? I mean, I appreciate a good trademark style as much as the next guy, but perhaps someone could go ahead and be a maverick and try to buck the trend huh? Indiana
WWIB: Fishy Fishy

Fishnets are great because they go with everything. Dark colors, light colors, leather, pleather, boots, heels, big mouth bass. Whatever season it is, fishnets cover it all by not really covering anything at all. Georgia & Pennsylvania
Failing The Eye Test

You would think simply eyeing it up would tell you that shirt wouldn’t fit that belly, but that’s why I always suggest measure twice and wear never. Alabama
Glass Noodles Are Delicious

It’s not every day you see the Rob Zombie girlfriend look, but when you do it’s always special. California