Make Me A Match

Do you think they call it a match because I’d rather set myself on fire rather than dress just like someone else for fun? Probably not, but I like to think it could be. California

Blurred Lines

Hey thanks for the weird titty shot. And by weird I mean that it’s odd that you are cool with flashing your boobs but blurring out your face before sending it to us and also weird because your floppy titties are pointing to two different corners of the parking lot floor. Lots of weird is […]

Caption Contest!

I think we need to pay back this little superhero for all his bravery and sacrifice saving us. How about a Caption Contest? Winner gets to take an upside down Spider-Man selfie with him…and maybe a copy of our newest PoWM calendar. Tennessee

Cheek 2 Cheek

I’m not sure standing behind a billboard would hide those badunkadunks but clearly the methods you’re currently using are not working. Maine & West Virginia