WWIB: Portable Yogurt

If those clothes could actually reach an artery I’d assume it would cut off circulation. But instead we just get some flab that looks like someone squeezed the middle of a Go-Gurt. Minnesota
Do I Make You Horny Baby?

We’ve got a couple of 13 year old boys going through puberty over here ready to hump the corner of the couch when their mom isn’t looking. Piece of advice here gentlemen, nobody has ever gotten laid because of a t-shirt convincing a woman they should sleep with you. Missouri
Homie Don’t Play That

Clowns without their makeup are just sort of depressing aren’t they? Although to be fair, I guess there is a chance that’s just her natural hair color right? Georgia
Spring Cleaning

I see we have a couple of ladies that just couldn’t bring themselves to throw anything away during their spring cleaning. Oh well, even though they look ridiculous it put this song in my head all day so I’m not even angry. Oklahoma