WWIB: Mini Dragons

I’m gonna let you guys in on a little secret. You’re not Khaleesi and those aren’t dragons. Get ’em out of here and don’t bring them back around until you actually are the mother of dragons and they are real dragons because at that point we won’t be able to stop you anyway. Washington

Tie One On

I’m sure our friends over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com would appreciate this bit of ingenuity. Seriously though, I don’t want to be too hard on the guy because let’s face it, it’s considerate of him not to give us a glimpse of the alternative to keeping his pants up. Illinois

In The Groove

Our website may have gotten a fresh makeover but I’ll tell ya what, this PoWM Hall of Famer doesn’t need one. My girl Afro Star is looking better than ever and my day is already feeling much groovier! North Carolina

The Green Goblin

If Mardis Gras & St. Patrick’s Day somehow had sex and produced offspring, I feel like you would be a pretty good representation of that. You could probably drink us all under the table. I like that about you. Kansas