No Sitting Zone

Damn chairs just jumped out in front of me from nowhere!…Probably a suicide attempt If I had my guess. Iowa

Taco Thursday

Shitty days are the worst. Nobody finds poopus eruptus funny…except every person besides the one it happened to. Ohio

Jorts With A Belt

Well giddy-up cowboy! I’m sure all the boys at the rodeo love the way you work them jorts! Ohio