The Tables Have Turned

Sometimes a-holes can turn you into a bigger one. Nice example of that here…ass butt… New York

Name The ‘Do!

Alright guys and gals, it’s time to put on your thinking caps. We need a name for this hairdo. Leave your best in the comments below. Funniest name for this haircut wins a future copy of our third book: People of Walmart: State of Emergency! Annnnnnnd GO! Tennessee

When It Rains, It Pours

I guess he is preparing for the shit-storm that he will be facing from Walcreatures on a daily basis while working at Wally World. Virginia

WWIB: Pick-A-Dick

So fellow Walmartians, if you had to choose one dick over the other, would you go with the one that smells like chapstick or the one that needs no explanation? Texas