Bump & Grind
Walmart sells mobile lap dances now? Speaking of strippers, I’ve always wanted to open a strip club/day care center called ‘Kiddies & Titties’. Somebody make that happen. Florida
I Think I Sh*t Myself
That’s not even a shart. You flat our shit your pants. It appears to have dribbling down your leg and discolored your socks. That’s actually impressive. Utah
Always Strapped
Excuse me miss, it appears that you may be dehydrated. Your pee is awfully yellow. New Jersey
Smooth Criminal
My man’s legs here are smoother than a baby’s bottom! Unfortunately if I caressed them ever so gently all the way to the top, I may not like what awaits me. California
