Out For A Stroll
What are the odds that they remember to strap little Billy into his stroller? I say 10:1. Texas
Chunky Monkey
His life will be much more stress free once he gets that monkey off his back!…I’m sorry. That seemed way to obvious. But what was I suppose to do? He literally has a monkey on his back people! Unknown
Built Ford Tough
Toronto mayor Tom Ford everybody. If you don’t know anything about him, just know he loves smoking crack. Seriously. However, I will say I still favor him over like 85% of the U.S. politicians. Canada
Hole-In-One
I think for classification purposes it goes past buttcrack when I can probably squint and see right up your b-hole. Arizona
