Land Before Time
It’s not quite Jurassic Park, but I still had a lot of fun visiting this place on my vacation. Colorado
#BackProblems
In case you were wondering at what point you might be coddling your child too long, a dead giveaway is when he is big enough to dunk a basketball and you still have him in a papoose. Pennsylvania
Hair Of The Back
If you squint really hard you can see the Virgin Mary in his back hair…..Nah, I’m just kidding. There is nothing blessed about this grossness. Cover that shit up bro. South Carolina
75% Of The Way
It looks as though you gave it the old college try getting back into those booty shorts, but gave up like 3/4 of the way into the struggle and decided it was close enough. So maybe more like the old college-drop-out try. Arkansas
