Over The Top
I’m thinking it stops being a push-up bra and starts becoming a push-down bra once it looks like your boobies are crippling the life out of your shirt. Tennessee
Gangster Granny
I don’t mean to overgeneralize but every grandmother in my hometown of Pittsburgh dresses like this. It’s a very gangster town and we know who not to mess with: (1) Grandmas & (2) Wu-tang Clan because they ain’t never ones to f*ck with. Pennsylvania
The Potty Mouth
Role Models: Not everyone gets a first round draft pick. Virginia
Spilling Out
It appears as though someone slashed that back end and now that diesel is leaking oil everywhere. That’s not good for anybody. Oregon
