Fashion Statement

I’ll be honest and say that I’m not an expert on fashion modeling. However, It doesn’t take an expert to know that every model’s big break came from the head-shot on the hood of their car. It’s just good marketing and always pays off. Fact. Illinois
WWIB: In For The Header

Nothing sets off an outfit like some baller headgear. What I want to know is which one you would rock in public? The always classy Abe Lincoln top hat or the Deadmau5 logo face thingy? California & Indiana
Below The Belt

I haven’t seen a woman purposefully sagging since WWE wrestler Lita made it cool for like 15 minutes. Probably a good reason why we haven’t. Take note lady. Arkansas
Bird Turds

My man Coconut Pete looks like he is on his way to Pina Coladaburg! Florida