A Scent From Below

I wonder which of those two smells is more potent? Or maybe it’s an odd combo smell of ass and flowers. Maybe Bath & Body Works should investigate if that’s a new scent they want to produce. Ass-flower & Rose-butt. Alabama

The Swimmin’ Hole

I just want to give a quick shout out to the Lord above for making sure the person that captured this photo didn’t send us a frontal shot. Big ups to that guy. Thank you. Now let’s all take cover before that bungee cord snaps and takes out a bunch of innocent people. Kentucky

Hands Behind Your Back

Some may find this cruel, I on the other hand find this to be genius. It serves the same purpose of those kid leashes but instead of looking like a tamed dog this kid now looks like a total badass. Think of his street cred; off the charts right now. New York

3 Types Of Tails

I don’t know what it is that’s going on here to cause your odd bottom biscuits, but I can tell you that it’s not good. I mean it’s not all bad, because to be fair, it does take our attention away from your pigtails/rat tail haircut thing you’ve got going on. So that’s a plus. […]