Baby You’re A Firework
Normally I’d say that hairstyle is ridiculous, but that puff reminds me of a firework going off and that gets me excited for the 4th of July! What up short work week?! ‘Murrica! Illinois
The Beaver Hunter
I’m gonna go ahead and say you’re a filthy liar. I’ve met some dumb broads in my day, but I don’t even think you’d be able to convince a hooker to get in that thing with you. Wisconsin
Soccer It To Me!
Ole Ole Ole Ole! It’s that wonderfully patriotic time that happens every 4 years where Americans act like they give a shit about soccer. Get your red white and blue on, remember not to eat any Belgan waffles and scream at the TV while you act like you understand the rules! #IBelieveThatWeWillWin! California
Conjuring Up Cookies
Quite possibly the most depressing sorcerer I’ve ever seen. I think? Maybe an out of work wizard? A sad Ultimate Warrior fan? I’m confused now. Wisconsin
