Hopped Up On Mountain Dew
Some parents limit their kids’ soda intake. Others let them drink enough so they can climb a damn soda machine. Not saying one method is better than the other, but limiting their intake is in fact better. Ohio
Buying In Bulk
At Walmart’s sister store Sam’s Club you can buy things in bulk….like ass. Virginia
Facial Ink
If Mike Tyson, one of the baddest mother f*ckers to walk this planet, can’t really pull off a face tattoo, what makes you think you can? In fact, after noticing that sick “white power” neck tattoo I’d looooove to introduce you to Tyson in person some time. Alabama
Granny’s Goodies
Who thought you could pick up chicks at the Walmart bar? Granny lookin like she still got the skills to pay the bills. Am I right? My man here looks like he wants to stamp her bingo card if ya know what I mean. Louisiana
