The Produce Princess

See that everybody, they even have Walmarts in a land far, far away. That’s impressive geographical scouting. Is there anywhere you don’t reach, Walmart? California

Reduced Fat Biscuits

Just a small helping of bottom biscuits for you guys today. I figured you all are pretty full from the fatty food on here and could use a light snack every now and then. Texas

Pulled Out The Jammy

If you’re asking me to do the deed, the answer is an astounding NO. But if you’re letting the world know what you’re a fan of it, then I won’t stand in your way, but would recommend a little more discretion. Take it from our pals at WTFtattoos.com, not everything needs to be on display. New […]

Canadian Bacon

Check out our brothers and sisters to the north trying to fit in all Walmart crazy-ass like us down here. It is adorable, but clearly you’re bored without hockey right now. I feel your pain, I do, but this isn’t the path you want to go down. Trust us on this. Canada