Mourning Glory
I can’t tell if you’re wearing super tight yoga pants or if your ass is just wearing a dark veil because it’s in mourning…due to the fact that it ate your underwear. Florida
And One More Monkey
Just chillin’ with my mokey, trying to figure out which person in the store we feel like infecting with Malaria or some other crazy ass jungle disease that we all ignore because the damn monkey looks cool in jammies. Keep the damn animals out of the store people! Florida
Yeeeeeeeaaaahhhh Boooooooiiiii!
This is the type of dude that puts on a pair of Dockers and a polo for Halloween. Bling bling everybody, bling bling. Texas
50 Shades Of Pink
Lookin’ like Pebbles Flinstone grew up and found meth. Pennsylvania
