I Will Not Bite
Who’s ride is this? Bart Simpson’s? What type of grown ass man needs to write things down on a chalkboard for punishment? What type of wife does he plan on attracting with that ad? So many questions and yet my level of give a shit is still at an all time low. Texas
Booty Patrol
Is this that much of a baller he can pull chicks on a Walmart motorized cart or are her standards just that low? Connecticut
Classy With A Capital ‘C’
Because “Classy” wouldn’t fit across both legs I guess. Virginia
Every Second Counts
Don’t reach in there, you’ll end up like James Franco in 127 hours. Maryland
