A Real American

Captain America in a Walmart? I honestly thought Captain America couldn’t get any more American…clearly I was proven wrong. Maryland
Acting A Fool

I probably get too excited when I see old people doing some immature fun stuff because it gives me that hope that I’ll never actually grow up and change. That makes me happy. Illinois
The Longest Trip To Walmart Ever

1. You’re a total piece of shit and I hate you for it. I like dogs more than most people and I’m not even joking when I say that I wish the roles were reversed and your dog left you in the hot car. 2. What the flying f*ck were you doing in Walmart for […]
Oodles Of Noodles

Get this summer’s hot new hair style. Go to your stylists and tell ’em to give you that cheap ass Ramen noodle doo. College kids everywhere will love it. Washington