Hanging Up The G-String

That’s a good look there sweetheart. The “hooker that should have retired decades ago but is too stubborn to quit” is a tough one to pull off but you nailed it. Arizona

Built For Power

That is what we like to call a real power mullett. It’s number 1 job is intimidation, and it does it’s job well. Virginia

A Snug Fit

Those booty shorts really accentuate your hour glass figure. It also really shows how some hours seem to last muuuuuch longer than others. Texas

Your Diaper Is Full

You know, its weird how little babies at the beach with a diaper under their bathing suit looks cute but when you try pulling off that look it fails miserably. Kentucky