Little Bitty Bitch
You’re an embarrassment to every single man out there who actually has a pair of balls. Go away, I’m getting sick to my stomach looking at you….chicks are kinda hot though. Not chain me up in public like a bitch hot, but still doable. Texas
Groomed & Shaved
Dude, that is one epic and legendary mullet you got rocking there. It looks like it’s on fire and I’m just waiting for a rock band to pop up and and start bringing the house down in true badass form. Florida
In This Club
If you would look ridiculous in that dress inside of a club, just imagine what we think you look like when you wear it to Walmart. Perhaps that guy in red can turn into a Walmart bouncer and stands by the ropes all day keeping you outside. Florida
Thank You, Thank You Very Much
Looks like Elvis’s man titties are trying to leave the building. Nevada
