Jonesing For Another President

I’m not gonna lie, I’d probably go see this movie just to see Obama in the Indian Jones getup. Unknown
Light ‘Em Up

Say what you want about his un-womanly physique or adam’s apple, but that dude knows how to pick out some serious shoes. Drop a goldfish in those things and I might lose it completely. Texas
Lunch Time!

The game ‘Hungry Hungry Ass’ is less popular but more depressing. Arkansas
Hustlin’

You are either (1) The worst ‘Hustla’ of all time or (2) totally unaware your kids drew on your back while you were sleeping. Oklahoma