Light ‘Em Up

Say what you want about his un-womanly physique or adam’s apple, but that dude knows how to pick out some serious shoes. Drop a goldfish in those things and I might lose it completely. Texas

Lunch Time!

The game ‘Hungry Hungry Ass’ is less popular but more depressing. Arkansas

Hustlin’

You are either (1) The worst ‘Hustla’ of all time or (2) totally unaware your kids drew on your back while you were sleeping. Oklahoma