I Am Batman

I guess the crime in Oregon isn’t bad enough to warrant a badass Batmobile. Oregon

Barefoot Contessa

I don’t know what the hell is going on here, and quite frankly I’m too disgusted to even try to come up with something, so I’ll let you guys give me the low-down on what may have taken place. Because there HAS to be a good reason to be barefoot in a Walmart bathroom…right? Missouri

OMG Becky

Apparently Becky got tired of just looking at that butt and went out and got her a badunk-a-dunk booty of her own! Clearly the guys like it. Ohio

WWIB: Over/Underpants

I can see NFL games quickly approaching on the horizon, but in the meantime, maybe this over/under will give you gamblers your fix. West Virginia