Redneck Waterfall

Look how glorious that skullet is. Magnificent. I’ve heard of flowing locks but a cascading waterfall? That’s monumental brother. Tennessee

Lovin’ In The Oven

Hunny, there is no way to cover up your bottom biscuits when you leave the entire oven open for people to see. Texas

Unwanted Items

It really annoys me when I’m shopping around Walmart and see people sticking grocery items they don’t want in places they don’t belong. I’m not even sure how I’d react if I found an entire child just thrown up into a shelf. Oklahoma

Up All Night To Get Lucky

Smart experienced move there grandpa. Can’t have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around here. Mississippi