Riding While Intoxicated
I’m not sure what Wild West Walmart you think you’re at, but I highly doubt they allow horses in their store. Can you get a D.U.I. on a horse? I hope so. Texas
Face Sope
Don’t forget to pick up them zuckaretas at the store dear. I love me some zuckaretas. Connecticut
Put A Ring On It
Yeaaah, she be twerkin’ for that jewelry! That’s the type of girl you take home to momma! Massachusetts
Driving Miss Daisy
If you could afford to pay Morgan Freeman to steer your cart for you, I think everyone’s head in that Walmart would explode from sheer awesomeness. Michigan
