The Rooster

Well cock-a-doodle-do. Going with the whole rooster head look I see. Well, you definitely look like a cock-head so I guess you nailed it. Utah

#PoWM

I think I’ll just be safe and say #peopleofwalmart and step away here. Texas

Do What You Want Big Guy

I’d tell this guy how ridiculous he looks in those daisy duke jorts, but it turns out I’m a big sissy and that’s not gonna happen. Iowa

Taste The Rainbow

Ahh yes, some hippie biscuits. Probably don’t want to eat those though, just a heads up. North Carolina