The Fuzz
Excuse me sir, you have a very impressive goatee, it’s very fitting for your face…What’s that? Oh you’re a woman. Well excuse me while I just go pour gasoline on myself and light a match. Kentucky
YOLO Biscuits
Apparently this trendy hipster swag yolo chick knows how to party when she heads out to Walmart. But who didn’t go out shopping dressed like this at her age, right everyone? Maryland
Jump, Jump
You look like the female version of Kriss Kross if they were awful and hated life. And I’m not even talking about 1992 top of the charts Kriss Kross. I’m talking about 2004 ‘Where Are They Now’ Kriss Kross. Pennsylvania
The Banana Man
What? Did you think he was going to buy an orange or something? There aren’t any M. Night Shyamalan twists over here. Just straight forward endings. Wisconsin
