Half Empty

He looks like a guy that sees his 40 oz. as half empty instead of half full. New Jersey
Organic Tofurky On Sale

Jesus hippie guy seems to be way too much of a man-of-the-earth type to be shopping at the corporate monster Walmart. Iowa
Undies Come Last

It’s downright amazing that at her age she has literally no idea how clothes work. Arizona
Roller Derby Dude

I’m just gonna go ahead and skip my next few meals. Probably wouldn’t be keeping them down anyway. California