Jamaican Me Crazy

Look at you looking like you’re on a tropical Jamaican vacation sunbathing topless just enjoying yourself…Oh wait, that’s my bad. Turns out those are back boobs…and you are in Walmart. My bad. Texas
Throw It In The Bag

Ohhhh how many times have you been in Walmart and wished some jackass would actually do this to themselves because you’d get arrested if you acted on that urge? South Carolina
A Little Extra Somethin’ Somethin’

I’m a little worried that I can’t tell where this ballerina’s ass ends and her legs begin. New Mexico
Summer Teeth

Because it’s Walmart and who really needs to to get all fancy and wear their teeth in that place? Virginia