#Underwearness

Not to sound like a total dick, but Depends is doing a huge viral marketing campaign to raise awareness for adult diapers. #Underwearness if you will. Texas

HVAC Man

Listen, I’m all for stopping rape. I’m pretty sure we can all agree that that’s a good thing to try and prevent. However, I’m also of the mindset that there are like 14,000 other better ways to get that accomplished. California

Little Bo’s Peep Show

Little Bo Peep had a gothic sister nobody in the family liked to talk about. It was a much more depressing nursery rhyme. California

Crack-A-Lackin’

Now I implore everyone, please don’t interpret what I’m about to say as a complaint but rather just an overall statement…I feel like there should be more crack here. Am I right? Texas