Spare The Needle, Save The Beetle!

I don’t know what the heck he has going on with that getup but he definitely looks like a dude that has enough extra time on his hands to protest the struggle of some random dung beetle that’s fighting off extinction or some shit. Florida

The Crab Crusher

What the hell? Are you like Crab-Man or something?! Cause I think I’d rather take my chances fending for myself. Pennsylvania

Bob & Weave

I’m not sure you’re fully getting the concept of a “weave”. It’s not a basket sweetheart. California