Like An Eagle On A Perch
Oh ok, just gonna perch on up there like a bird huh? Well I’ll ignore you and let you carry on acting like a weird ass bird, but if you shit on my car we’re gonna have serious problems. Nebraska
Wrestling His Own Style
Here is what I don’t get about cross-dressing, why wear something that would look ridiculous even if it was on a real woman? Makes no sense to me. Unless this guy is a professional wrestler, then I get it. New York
Dick, Dick, Head!
If you stare into a mirror and call his name three times apparently he’ll appear and pee all over you. Go ahead and try it, I’ll wait. Texas
The Hay-Man
Awwww, Mr. Scarecrow, you’re not gonna find your brain in that rack of CDs. Kansas
