Forever Young

Does anyone want to be the one to break the bad news to her?…That her tattoo is atrocious, not that her family will actually eventually die. That part will work itself out. Ohio

Buns & Biscuits

Richard Simmons would be impressed the way you’re squeezing those buns girl. Of course, Paula Deen would also be impressed at those bottom biscuits so you gotta take the good with the bad. Florida

Fizzing Out

#WalmartChallenge taken to a whole new level of straight not given a f#ck! New Mexico