The Belly Shirt
Maybe someone should let him know that he won’t be wrastlin’ any alligators in the middle of Walmart so that outfit doesn’t really fit his surroundings. North Carolina
From The Front To The Back
BOOM! Now those are some heavy duty, smother-you-to-death type of back boobies! You’ve got some back cleavage that makes like 65% of all front cleavages look tiny. Alabama
Eskimo Kisses
I guess no white after Labor Day doesn’t apply to you? Of course you’re pantless in Alaska so I suppose it’s safe to assume you don’t even know what year it is, let alone when Labor Day was. Alaska
Drink, Drank, Drunk
Ain’t no party like a Walmart party ’cause a Walmart party is actually quite sad and I want to get you some help. Kentucky
