ALVIN!

Unless you’ve got Simon and Theodore with you and they are about to perform, I don’t want to see your damn chipmunk in the store. North Carolina

The Dark Knight

I can’t tell if you’re serious (mainly because your painted on face gives no expression) or if you are purposefully trying to recreate the Batman logo between your eyes. Unknown

Soft & Chewy

Damn girl, you look like you’re trying to shove your head up Chewbacca’s ass. Texas

In The Groove

Who needs apple bottom jeans when someone is still willing to rock bell bottoms? Not this guy, I’m digging that groovy state of mind. Virginia