Throwin’ Bows
I can think of 2 occasions where this hairstyle fits: (1) You are a 4 year old girl. (2) You are babysitting a 4 year old girl. Unfortunately I don’t see any 4 year old girls present to take responsibility for this sweetheart. New Mexico
Zebra Cakes
Can you hunt a zebra? Is that legal? I feel like it’s illegal to take one down. Can we all just look the other way for a few minutes though? I think we can all agree it’s in everyone’s best interest to just put one down. Kansas
Powdered Donuts
True playas like to slap a little baby powder on dat ass so you know where to find what you’re looking for. Illinois
Cha Cha Now Y’all!
Charlie my old buddy, my old pal. You are not looking that great bud. I think sticking with the few hairs up top worked much better than the long few on the side. Just a personal opinion though. Watch out for the B-word and her football tricks. Just sayin’… California
