Rave On

Unless there is some huge underground Walmart rave I don’t know about, I think you’re about to look pretty foolish walking in there. Minnesota

Bazooka Josephine

If we had test scores for people that walked into Walmart you would receive an incomplete just because I feel like a 0 out of 10 isn’t low enough. Tennessee

WWIB: Hair Don’ts

Just a lot of things going on here that I want no part of, however that doesn’t mean you get to walk away from it. How about we focus on just one thing at a time and start with “Who Wears That Hair Better?”! Colorado & North Dakota

The Lone Mulleteer

My mind seriously can’t even comprehend the amount of hillbilly going on right now. Like, you are some straight up ol’ timey racist cartoon hillbilly come to life and I’m so happy that I saw this that I can’t even remember my own name. Idaho